iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

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(via rainey95)

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

What’s great is I’ve actually done this with Liam x)

(via alltimelow-ner)

,,

I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.

J.D. Salinger; Seymour - An Introduction  (via kirathekiwi)

(Source: allmymetaphors, via cupcakeandunicorns)