types of boys
facebook boys: you should come over. we could have some fun, if you know what i mean *wink*
tumblr boys: you should come over. we can cuddle, and watch your favourite movie, and hold hands, and i'll cook for you and we can live happily ever after
boys i know: make me a sandwich hoe
There's a T-shirt that lights up when you are...
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I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too...– Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via quote-book)
People like you let me down.
To burn with desire and keep quiet about it is the greatest punishment we can...– Federico García Lorca (via hardestflame)
Jonny Craig(: →
i promise you'll get some cake this time →
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This shit fucking sucks dude.
I’m with tiffany, edgar, savannah and James. KNOW WHAT SUCKS!!? Tiff and edgar are together on the floor, James and savannah are on the couch. And here I am, little old me, alone on this love seat, ON THE COMPUTER. I’m so fucking sick of being a third mother fucking wheel. This is why I don’t hang out with these four by myself :/
When your Mom won't let you explain.
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I try my best to be so cute.
Like, bringing my best friend her coffee while she’s in bed. LITTLE THINGS LIKE THAT. I think they’re cute and sweet :3 She deserves it <3
I smell like a bonfire and beer.
Hahahahahahahaha What a great fucking night. I love my best friend too much you guys. TOO FUCKING MUCH. I’m gonna marry this bitch ;D
WHO makes bomb ass french fries at 4:20AM?
THIS GIRL! :D lmfao THEY’RE SO GOOD.<3